A: Louis C.K. is best known for being the first Jewish Nominee for Vice President of the United States. This was an extrordinary feat considering that Louis is not Jewish, and has not ever been nominated for the Vice Presidency in the United States.
Another thing that Louis C.K. is, is a person who doesn't like to ride the bus from Boston to New York City. If you would like to know more about "Who is Louis C.K.", please read the bio available on this website
Q: What is with the "C.K."?
A: What's with your face, asshole? Just kidding. I know exactly what is with your face. Things that are near your face are "with" your face, of course. For instance, your hair is with your face. If I were in a dark room looking for your hair and I shouted "Where are you, hair of the person who asked the question about my name?" Your hair might respond "I'm over here, with their face."
Also, I suppose that things that agree with your face are "With" your face. Like, if your face was to say "I don't like the summertime. It's too... greasy." and someone who was not near to it, but maybe heard it over a speaker phone responded "I'm with you, visitor to louisck.com's face. I don't like the summertime either." that would be an example of someone who is with your face but not near to it in a physical sense. Also, your not an asshole. I'm sure of it.
Q: Is Louis C.K. going to be on the DVD for Pootie Tang, talking about the making of the movie?
A: No.
Q: Why is Louis C.K.'s Comedy Central Special called "Comedy Central Presents Louis C.K." instead of "A Bag of Shit waste of Time with Toilets on it"?
A: Why would they want to call it that? Wow... what's up with you? You come here just to ask insulting questions frequently? I don't get that.... I'm not even going to.... wow.
Q: You know that commercial where they sing "Plug it in, plug it in!"? What is that a Glade Commercial?
A: Yes, it's a Glade commercial.
Q: Excuse me I have a follow up question?
A: Yes, go ahead.
Q: Why does that song go "Plug it in, plug it in!" instead of "Louis C.K. is a fuckface loser!"?
A: Okay, very funny. You roped me in and then screwed me. I get it. Now please frequently move on to someone else's site.
Q: What's a pony?
A: Alright, I think that's enough. This started out to be constructive, but then thousands of people only have asked me frequently distruptive questions amazingly exactly like the ones on this faq. I am too tired to answer them all so I hope this helps.
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