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Voted
Best Ethnicty Finder of 2003 by the
Village Voice!!
New Feature!
louisck.com can guess your race/nationality/ethnicity!
Perhaps you forgot what race you are, or you would just like to know
if this is possible. Either way, you are sure to enjoy this. Just fill
out this simple questionaire and, in seconds, I will calculate your
race/ethnicity/nationality, however you want to put it. Enjoy! |
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are the questions: |
| 1. |
Are you
ever reffered to by your friends as "Yo, meat!" ? |
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yes
no
don't know because I'm deaf
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| 2. |
How many
times have you been to Disneyland? |
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once
twice
once, but I don't like that first "Once" box so I'm clicking
this one.
Four
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| 3. |
How
do you pronounce "Midge"? |
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M(ee)J´e
Mimpeeeee!
Fuckadonutyoujerk
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| 4. |
What
race are you? |
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white
black
hispanic
asian
tall
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| 5. |
If you
see a wallet on the ground, with money sticking out of it, what do you
do? |
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Try to find the owner and then get hit by eight cars
Take the money and then die of four diseases
Ask a policeman if you can watch him pee
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| 6. |
This
thing that I have in my pocket, do you have one? |
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of course I do.
I don't know, what is it?
Which thing, the warm one, or the "Gay" one? (I don't have
either)
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| 7. |
What
color is your skin? |
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Yellow
Brownishly white
It's kind of a "jewy" color
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| 8. |
How do
you feel about affirmative action? |
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I think it's great
I think it's for queers
I think...sorry.... I think that.... Oo, can I finish this later? I'm
about to vomit
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| 9. |
Where
is jesus and what is he doing now? |
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He's in heaven, telling god what to do
He's up my ass, trying to remember his locker combination
He's "jeezin' it up" in the 212.
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| 10. |
What
is your father's first name? |
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teddy
Binky doodles
Pappy Lappy Nappy Flappy
Cher
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Click here to
submit your answers and find out your ethicity....
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