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New Feature!
louisck.com can guess your race/nationality/ethnicity!
Perhaps you forgot what race you are, or you would just like to know if this is possible. Either way, you are sure to enjoy this. Just fill out this simple questionaire and, in seconds, I will calculate your race/ethnicity/nationality, however you want to put it. Enjoy!

Here are the questions:
1. Are you ever reffered to by your friends as "Yo, meat!" ?
 

yes
no
don't know because I'm deaf

 

2. How many times have you been to Disneyland?
 

once
twice
once, but I don't like that first "Once" box so I'm clicking this one.
Four

 

3. How do you pronounce "Midge"?
 

M(ee)J´e
Mimpeeeee!
Fuckadonutyoujerk

 

4. What race are you?
 

white
black
hispanic
asian
tall

 

5. If you see a wallet on the ground, with money sticking out of it, what do you do?
 

Try to find the owner and then get hit by eight cars
Take the money and then die of four diseases
Ask a policeman if you can watch him pee

 

6. This thing that I have in my pocket, do you have one?
 

of course I do.
I don't know, what is it?
Which thing, the warm one, or the "Gay" one? (I don't have either)

 

7. What color is your skin?
 

Yellow
Brownishly white
It's kind of a "jewy" color

 

8. How do you feel about affirmative action?
 

I think it's great
I think it's for queers
I think...sorry.... I think that.... Oo, can I finish this later? I'm about to vomit

 

9. Where is jesus and what is he doing now?
 

He's in heaven, telling god what to do
He's up my ass, trying to remember his locker combination
He's "jeezin' it up" in the 212.

 

10. What is your father's first name?
 

teddy
Binky doodles
Pappy Lappy Nappy Flappy
Cher

 

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