I'm sorry, as always, about how long this took to get up here. I was in Aspen for a week, trying to breathe normally and doing shows. I'm also right now in heavy training for my sitcom pilot, which we are shooting at the end of March. I'm trying to drop a little bit of weight, so it won't be the show about that fat dude. I don't expect to drop a lot, but I'm also just trying to get as healthy as possible. I've been running about 5 miles a day and taking yoga classes which is pretty amazing. I even got a joke out of the Yoga classes, which I opened with my first night in Aspen and it killed, but then it bombed every night after that. You can never account for that, it's so weird. A joke kills once, and then never again. The joke was "This Yoga teacher has me doing things I didn't know I was capable of, like sucking to cocks at the same time.. Mine and his. I can bend way over, and have a sword fight in my own mouth. Wow. Yoga is incredible!!" Anyway, goodbye to that joke for a while, I guess.

Tomorrow, I'm getting two teeth pulled out of my face. There's nothing wrong with them, I just heard that it's a very exhilerating experience. No, silly, the truth is I have two shittty teeth and they have to go, so Doctor Kaufman is going to yank them out with pliers. He offered to give me novocaine and I said, no way man. Not me... Put me the fuck to sleep! So yeah, he's going to give me some kind of IV and I'm going to get HIGH! When I wake up, I will have two less teeth. Then I can recover and get back into training. Not much else to say right now. Everything is about shooting the pilot right now. Oh, and I'm doing a comedy club in Seattle this weekend. Please, if you're up there, come out and see me. I'll weblog again soon, I promise. I fucking filthy promise.

That's all for now, my friends...

Thanks for reading,