I know that it's well trodden ground at this point, but I'd like to make a comment regarding the recent exposure on National Television of Janet Jackson's second filthiest region of her body, her right (and wrong) breast. My comment is simple. How dare she? How? What method did she use to dare? how did she go about daring? However she did it, she should not have dared. I don't think I've ever been so offended in my life. There I was, watching the Super Bowl while my wife spent one precious day off from watching the baby by watching the baby, when right on my television was a black American breast. Of course, like most viewers I'm sure, I immediately vomitted out of my mouth and onto the screen and my penis started to scream. My wife ran in the room and asked what all the noise was and she saw all of my vomit on the television. She asked me why it was there and I told her, gasping from my intense state of being offendedness, that I had seen a very wide shot of part of sort of a tit area for less than a second. She didn't believe me so I rewound the tivo and showed her. My wife was so disgusted that she committed suicide by running out in the middle of the interstate highway. Now I have to raise the baby by myself with the help of my mother! Thanks a lot Janet Jackson! I hate my mother! Next time, keep your dirty tit to yourself!

That's all for now, my friends...

Thanks for reading,