Well, I think I am finally not sick, for real this time. Every time I think I am over the cold that I cought in October, I come down with it again. I hate that cold that I had until today. I hope that asshole cold dies of aids.

But now I only feel generally shitty and not outright sick. I can live with generally shitty. The worst part of being sick has been that I haven't been able to go running in ages and I'm eating like a fat asshole pig. I now only have two and a half months to lose some weight before we shoot my pilot. I need to lose some weight or else it's going to be "that show about that fat guy."

Right now, I feel fatter than I have in a long time. When I sleep on my side, it looks like my fat is sleeping next to me like it's my girlfriend. I'm so fat, that a very fat man came up to me yesterday and said "Hi. Would you like the rest of my ice cream? Because you are much fatter than me."

There's at least one advantage to being as fat as I am, which is that people aren't trying to fuck me up the ass all the time. Usually, I am very skinny and handsome and everywhere I go, people are so attracted to me that they feel complelled to try to fuck me up the ass. I don't like that. So now that I'm fat, I'm glad no one is trying to do that anymore.

There. I hope this blog wasn't too sappy.

That's all for now, my friends...

Thanks for reading,